Sunday, July 28, 2013

Stealing The Children- From the Rag Princess

From The Rag Princess  by Barb Franzen   Out December Hopefully...
        the children are being taken illegally from Temple Ranch by a vindictive, hateful aunt.
  Bev was on her twentieth heart shaped sugar cookie when she heard a couple of doors slamming shut.  Who would be coming just now? She slid the dough onto the cookie sheet telling Howie she’d be “right back.” Entering the foyer, she took hold of the glass doorknob. Opening the heavy Oak door a crack, she looked, opening it further. A frosty puff appeared, and then disappeared each time one of the women took a breath. Upon seeing Bev, they managed to curve their lips into a shivering smile. Neither woman even faintly resembled the other. .. Bev went to the door and saw a blue Packard out in the snow. My goodness. Who could it be? It surely wasn’t one of those sales people or peddlers who sold vacuums or encyclopedia or cleaning supplies or Bible conversion stuff. It wasn’t gypsies. You wouldn’t drive a car like that and be needing to sale those things, but just in case, she’d be prepared to say, “Go away! No thank you. I have my own things and need none of yours. I have my stores, my church, and my catalogues. Peddlers not needed.”

   But wait…This  woman was no ordinary person. She looked like one of those fancy ladies from the city. Who was that drab thing with her? Then Bev took note of her own appearance− overweight in her blue plaid housedress and torn white apron. She hadn’t put on makeup and didn’t intend to. She didn’t like the stuff, and if Clark decided he wanted red lips, he could go hunting, But fiddlesticks, no problem. She had nothing to worry about with a man who prayed for five minutes at every meal, including cookies and coffee at bedtime. He would rather obsess about the soil and rain than her lips or hips—besides, she wore rouge and a bit of coloring to church. Her worry about Clark wandering ? Never.

     The women intrigued Bev. The fancy one had a green seudeskin, coat, trimmed in  mink,  stacked black suede  heels, a green wool dress that came as an ensemble with the coat, and a big green  hat with mink trim and yellow flowers, my stars! What sort of milliner had done that one up? Might as well put a magpie in the flowers to finish it off.

The other one, the dowdy lady, who was wrinkled  and ordinary, had a brief case, a wool scarf, and an old plaid coat. Her eyes appeared to rest on the lenses of thick magnifiers. Interestingly, the exquisite one had taken three tubes of lipstick and worked them onto thin lips. Bev thought, she ought a bite the stuff off. Another thing, she had those bulging kind of eyes, a perfect Bette Davis understudy. Davis’s eyes had a bit of convexity−Was that the word for curve?  Bev wanted to take her eyes and pull the lids shut to keep them from freezing...

 “Come in,” she said, none too friendly, at least not yet. A woman should always know her company before buttering up. She was putting the mink in on the bed when Fancy Woman hollered from the living room. “Mrs., do you sleep with the animals”

 “Why, no. No, we don’t.” Bev answered. “We sleep with each other. If we want animals for sleeping, they are all over this farm. Do you need one?” Bev was shocked.

“No.” The woman was saying, “I don’t.”  She did not want to sleep with them. That wasn’t it at all. “This is a farm, and I don’t want their hairs in the mink on my coat.”

       “Offended,” Bev, tittered, feeling a little cocky.  “Your mink was raised on a farm.” Did that woman know that? Before she could ask, the dowdy one noted, “Mrs., you have egg, food coloring, flour, sugar, and frosting all over your apron.”

       “Yes. I know that,” Bev chuckled, ready with another smart answer. Who were these invaders she wondered preparing her answer. “If I wear my ingredients, I can offer a cookie where ever I go. Want this one.”  The woman laughed and laughed  at Bev’s corny joke. The other one wore a pierced expression, appeared mesmerized by Bev’s huge collection of United States plates and souvenir spoons. Bev jumped in asking, “Would you like the stories on those, my neighbors bring them from everywhere.”

       The other woman chortled, “And you just wish they would stop bringing these things don’t you. You do, don’t you? Oh, I about forgot. There’s a picture of you and a young man over here by the plates. Is he your son or a brother?”

“Him? He’s our pastor.” Bev was glad for her quick working brain. The young man was Clark! However, by now the woman was onto telling her to lower the wall hanging picture to eye level. Handing out decorator instructions, the kind not asked for, was Bev’s job. “Thank you.” Bev said frostily. “Let’s have a cookie and get acquainted. By the way, you would like that skirt better if you took it up an inch.”
            “I bet you got that idea from those short, square dancing skirts you country gals wear,” fancy simpered. “Waltzing in the city requires longer hemlines and ballrooms. Anyway, I see that you have coffee over there. I really do not drink coffee, but I would put you up to fixing a cup of hot tea. All I need is some hot water, a tea bag, sugar, cream, a tea hook, and two napkins. I forgot. Add a spoon. Much easier than coffee…” This was exactly what Bev wanted to do in the middle of cookie baking. While she did that Fancy went to remove her hat and returned with a headful of black waves. Bev secretly wished she was as slender and pretty.